*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!