Someone waited a long time to write this headline.


everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch


i love a series of unfortunate events cuz lemony snicket just didnt give a fuck he put computers and old clunky diving suits and tacky fast food restaurants and telegraphs and mostly early 20th century aesthetics (but a lot of modern values & criticisms) all in the same universe and it worked so well


Having a crush on a band member your age is the worst because it gives you a false sense of attainability


I walked outside to find this little shit taking a nap and eating flowers

corruptbones: arockandrollsuicide:

On April 16, 1994, 11 days after Kurt Cobains suicide, Pearl Jam appeared on Saturday Night Live.  During a song Eddie Vedder pulled back his jacket to reveal a large “K” written on his t-shirt, and ended the song quoting Neil Young’s “Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black),” which includes the “it’s better to burn out than to fade away” reference in Kurt’s suicide note.



if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 


my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”